Is there really any doubt as to who I'm talking about here? They don't get any douchier (sp?) than Spencer Pratt of the refunkindunkulously awful duo Speidi. I've never actually watched 'The Hills' but what I've seen of it leads me to the opnion that the whole show and all it's cast deserves to be launched into space except I won't do that since I can just decide to not watch. However Spencer and his ditzy bride, Heidi Montag, are everywhere! They talk about them on 'The Soup', 'The Tonight Show', 'E! News' and any other gossip/news/late night talk show. SHUT UP! No one cares about these losers, no one! The only reason people pay attention is so they feel better about themselves "Well, at least I'm not as bad as that douchebag /talentless bimbo". We're talking about two people who are famous literally for no reason, nobody likes them but they think they're the coolest couple since Brangelina when they're really more annoying than Tomkat, Spencer attempts to be manipulative but just comes off as a creepy moron while Heidi's head would probably explode if you told her to think for herself. Spencer, you are a douchebag like no other and Heidi you are worthless. You both belong stuck together forever in a rat cage, destined to be launched into space.
Oh and to the media - STOP SHOWING THESE DUMBF****! NO ONE CARES!!!
Anyways, here are some of their ridiculous quotes.
"I would do reality TV forever. It's so much cooler to have people come up to me and be like, 'Spencer Pratt!' and know my name, than to be Orlando Bloom, who's famous for being some pirate."-Spencer Pratt
"I think I was just thrilled. I think honestly, it was like Extreme Makeover."-Heidi Montag, on getting a boob job.
Spencer Pratt: "My hustle is just too crazy. I'm trying to take over the world!"
Spencer Pratt: "I'm gonna run for governor in a few years. If Arnold Schwarzenegger can be the governor of California, Spencer Pratt can be the governor of California. Heidi's learning to be a first lady. She could be my Hillary Clinton!"
Spencer Pratt: "I used to think marriage was the dumbest thing for guys who couldn't get laid."
Heidi: (on LC's claim that Heidi spread sex-tape rumors about her) "God knows the truth in all of this, and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I'm going to get persecuted, ya know?"
Heidi: "I also plan to win an Oscar. I'm very ambitious. "
Spencer: "Super-celebrities don't belong in the jungle. They belong in Hollywood with the paparazzi."
Heidi "My goal is to be a true disciple of Jesus, a Mother Teresa helping the poor and the hungry,"
The list could go on forever!!!